🔥🚨 iPhone 17 BORE-athon Incoming! 🚨🔥 Y’all, Apple dropped the *most* “meh” hype train ever! 🚂💨 The iPhone 17 is about to roll in like that one cousin who shows up to a party and just drinks all your juice boxes. 🍏💔 Like, are we even excited? *Insert Drake’s “Nah” meme here* In the latest episode of the Engadget Podcast, our hero duo, Nathan “Chill Vibes Only” Ingraham and Devindra “Still Waiting for That iPhone Air” Hardbody, ask the real question: “Did the leaks kill the vibe, or are we over it?” 🤔💤 Meanwhile, over in the courtroom drama, the U.S. antitrust judge basically looked at Google and said, “You keep Chrome, but no more snacks from the cookie jar.” 🍪👀 (Leaked quote from the judge: “I mean, who really uses Chrome anyway??” NERD ALERT!) And wait, Instagram finally drops an iPad app after 15 years like, “Sorry, but we were busy.” 💥🙄 At this rate, we’ll see flying cars before we see any of these companies innovate for real! 🚀 **Hot take: iPhone 17 will debut with a feature you didn’t even know you didn’t want. 1% battery life alert?** #Cringe 💸💀