🎤🚨🚨 BREAKING: Valve just dropped THREE new toys on us and it’s absolute MAYHEM! Let’s talk about the *tiny* Steam Machine (we're calling it Pocket Rocket™ now 😤), the Steam Frame (the VR headset that looks like it could cook your breakfast 🍳🔥), and a new Steam Controller that’s probably just a fancy TV remote with more buttons. Imagine the chaos! 💀💸 “Guys, we shaped PC gaming again!” - Valve devs probably bouncing off the walls like they’re in a TikTok dance challenge. Meanwhile, gamers are just here like, “What do we do with all these gadgets?!” 🎮💥 And let’s not forget our fave indie games of 2025. Bet you a stonk that half of them will be about finding pizza or saving the environment—classic cringe! 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Michael Burry’s looking into shorting Palantir & NVIDIA like he’s got a crystal ball 🔮🔮. At this point, it’s just “this is fine” meme with tech stocks! 🗣️ *Leaked Dev Quote:* “Do we really need another controller? I don’t even know who I am anymore...” 🥴🌀 🚀💥 Hot Take: Get ready for the *Steam Shoe* announcement next month. Valve knows we just want to play while we walk! 🤯👟💰 #ValveIsCrazy #PCMasterRaceOrNah