🎉📱 BREAKING: An Apple event that’s less revolutionary than my morning coffee! 💀☕️ Welcome to the *Engadget* Podcast where they dissect the all-new iPhone 17 and iPhone Air—because regular air was so last year! 🌬️💨 Join Cherlynn, Karissa, and their “special guest” who we assume is just the ghost of Steve Jobs trying to haunt us with overpriced devices 👻💰. They’re chatting about the iPhone 17 Pro which, spoiler alert, is frankly just an iPhone 16 with some better lighting. #Stonks 📈💸 🤖 Listen to the soul-crushing realization that the only AI they used at this event was the “Copy-Paste” function. No cap. 🙅‍♂️💔 And let’s mention some “innovations” like the “Inception Point AI,” trying to crank out 5,000 podcast episodes, fr fr, like anyone asked for that! 🧠💥 “We’ve reached peak cringe,” one dev allegedly whispered through the void. “Next step: podcasting NFTs?” But hold up! Zaslav thinks HBO Max should cost MORE??? Like, buddy—what are you even smoking? 🚬💭 👀🔮 Prediction Alert: The *next* Apple event will feature the iPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra Mega Edition that charges your soul and makes your morning toast! 🍞⚡️ #MindBlown Scream into the void and share this chaos! 🤡🔥🚀