🚨💔 HOLD UP, FAM! 🚨💔 So, our girl Emiru just dropped a bombshell on Twitch like it’s a hot potato, and honestly, it’s a whole mess, fam! 😤 Turns out, at TwitchCon—where you’re supposed to meet your fave streamers and flex your gamer merch—Emiru got *not-so-chill vibes* from a fan who took the “meet” part way too literally. 😳💔 Now Emiru’s coming in with the receipts, accusing Twitch of being about as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to safety! Like, what are they doing? Streaming in their sleep? 😂💤💸 Meanwhile, Twitch is likely there like Drake, pointing at a monthly subscription while forgetting to hit the "protect the streamers" button. 🤡💸 One *leaked* convo from an "anonymous" Twitch dev went something like this: 👾 “We thought the ‘emergency exit’ button was just for show, fr fr.” 👾 “Man, I thought we were just here for the clout. Cope!” 🤯 THIS IS NOT FINE, fam! While Twitch gears up to say “Sorry, we’ll do better,” we all know they’re probably digging their own grave with those stonks. 💀🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I bet the next TwitchCon will have a *literal* security booth with a bouncer who moonlights as a gamer. But let’s be real—they’ll probably still just be handing out free L’s. 😬🔥 #BlameTwitch #EmiruDeservesBetter