🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter, now your friendly neighborhood skeezy ex) just dropped a shiny pay-per-use API, trying to drag developers back like a desperate ex after a breakup 💔🚀. We're talking about a model that screams "I promise I’ve changed!" but deep down, it’s still the same chaotic dumpster fire. 🔥🗑️ So, what's the big problem? 🤡 Well, apparently it requires more bureaucracy than trying to unroll your IKEA furniture—like, take a shot every time you get a 404 error in their documentation. 🥴📜 Developers everywhere are saying, “We left for a reason, Elon! 💀” And let’s not even get into the pricing structure! It’s like Musk’s brain went full galaxy brain 🧠💥: “Pay us each time you want to do something fun!” *shudders* A "leaked" conversation from a dev at X went like this: 🦸‍♂️ Dev: “Are you serious?! I can’t even afford this on my ramen noodle budget!” 💰 Elon: “Stonks! Invest in my vision!” Folks, I’m calling it now: within 6 months, X will either switch back to free use or just turn into a hyper-competitive Tinder for APIs. 😅🔥💌 This is fine. 🙃🔥 END OF DAYS IS NEAR, and I’m just here for the memes. Share this like it's your last chance on X!