🚀💰 *BREAKING: Elon Musk's Master Plan 3.0 or Master Plan for Chaos?* 💀🔥 So, Elon just dropped another bombshell with his new *"Master Plan"* where he promises abundance for EVERYONE. Like, damn bro, are you running a car company or a charity now? 😅🤡 #ElonIsWILDING Remember when the first Master Plan was like, “Let’s make electric sports cars and then take over the world”? 🤔 Now it’s less *“Let’s revolutionize transportation”* and more *“Let’s give everyone a free Tesla and maybe a side of moon rocks.”* This is fine. 🔥🤷‍♂️ In a leaked convo (totally not made up), a Tesla dev was like, “Yeah, we put ‘abundance’ in there ‘cause we’re TRYNNA sell ya dreams, but we literally just wanna keep the stonks going.” 📈💀 Meanwhile, ol’ Elon is out here pointing at his own tweets like Drake with a smug smile while consumers be like 🤔, “This man is literally future-predicting our financial ruin.” 🙃 Hot take: Next up, Tesla will announce they’re giving away free t-shirts that say “I waited a decade for my Cybertruck” and everyone will buy TWO. The meme economy will explode! 💥💸 🚨🏎️ Share this if you 💀 believe in Tesla’s *abundant* vision, or if you just want to cope with the cringe of it all!