🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Elon Musk’s lawyers just kerfuffled their way into a $128M lawsuit settlement with former Twitter execs! 🤡💰💥 So, lemme break it down for ya: these four poor souls thought they were cashing out 💸 for their hard work, but instead, they got more ghosted than a Tinder date in 2023! 💔👻 No severance payments, no golden parachutes—only the sound of crickets! 🦗💔 Why? 'Cause they dared to hold the Space Karen to his $44 BILLION commitment when he was trying to dodge the biggest post-nup since Jeff Bezos’ divorce! 🚀🤑 Leaked Developer Quote: “We tried to make *Elon* the detonator... instead, we just got detonated.” 🤦‍♂️💀 Twitter’s transition from a meme palace to a financial dumpster fire is more chaotic than playing Monopoly with your in-laws! 🏦🔥 Seriously, this is fine (meme face) for Musk; they were just trying to keep him accountable. 🤷‍♀️🤖 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT! 🔥 In the year 2024, Twitter will be replaced by a new platform where you can only tweet via spoken word poetry. Mark my words! 🌌🪄✨ So grab your popcorn 🍿, because this Twitter saga just got saucier than your Aunt Karen’s Thanksgiving dinner drama! 🚀🥳 #Based #Seethe #MemeChaos