🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE METAVERSE: The Boring Company just hit the brakes on the wildest airport tunnel since, well, ever! 🚀💥 But like every plot twist in a cringe Netflix drama, it’s not all glitzy Vegas lights and teslas. A worker had to summon 🔥THE FIRE DEPARTMENT🔥 for a “crushing injury.” No cap, that’s some “This is fine” meme energy right there. 😬💀 In a leaked conversation from the inner circles of Boring Inc., one developer reportedly said, “Bro, maybe we should try... boring?” 🤡💬 Honestly, this is so chaotic that even the stonks are like “nah fam,” and instead, they’re pulling a classic "Drake pointing" move. But for real, should we be vibing with the idea of cruising through *literal* tunnels when Mickey Mouse got more safety precautions in Disneyland? 🤖💸 AT&T is probably like, “Hold my beer,” while we HYPOTHETICALLY picture Elon on Twitter saying, “It’s just a character-building experience.” Here’s the unhinged prediction: In three years, the Boring Company will pivot to building above-ground ninja obstacle courses and call it “Boring 2.0.” So get your gear ready, kiddos! 🌌✈️💀 Buckle up, because it’s about to get even more WILD! 🔥🤣 #TunnelVision #ChaosTheory