🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's Executive Playground is now officially a game of musical chairs! 🎶💼💀 Meet John Nitti, the ad chief who lasted a whopping **10 months** before saying, "Nah fam, I'm out!" 🏃‍♂️💨 Like, did he even unpack his office snacks? 🤡 Honestly, at this point, I’m just waiting for a TikTok of him ghosting the company while the sound of *Sad Violin* plays in the background. 😭🎻 Rumor has it, in a now-leaked convo, Nitti was like, “I came for the ads, stayed for the chaos, and boy, this place is like an episode of *This Is Fine*!” 🔥💔 Meanwhile, budget cuts are making the CFOs look like they’re auditioning for *Survivor: Elon’s Island* — who will be the next to get voted off? 🏝️💰 Elon must be taking notes from the *Stonks* meme because that revenue innovation ship is sinking faster than a Titanic remake! 🚢💸 In a totally unhinged prediction: In a year, X will be rebranded as “Xtra Chaos Inc.” and will ONLY accept payments in NFTs of Elon’s tweets 😂💥. Mark my words, it’s either that or we’re just going full *Galaxy Brain* and everyone’s gonna turn their Twitter handles into 3D holograms of cats. 🐱🚀😱 #MuskMadness #CEOShuffle #AdieuNitti