🚨🦸‍♂️💀 ATTENTION TARNISHED! 🎮🔥 Elden Ring is back from the dead, and not just because you keep summoning your buddies to carry you through boss fights like a baby learning to walk 🍼✌️. Introducing **Nightreign: The Forsaken Hollows –** dropping on **December 3, 2025**! 🗓️ So mark your calendars or risk being left in the dust by the “good” players. 😩✨ First off, this ain’t your momma’s DLC! We’re talking INFINITE suffering with a *new* mode that’ll have you screaming, "THIS IS FINE!" while you slowly lose your grip on reality. 😱🔥 And who can resist the *boss designs* that look like they walked straight out of a *Nightmare Before Christmas* fever dream? 🎃💀 Also, we’re getting TWO new classes: the *Scholar* (who reads enemies like they’re children’s books) 📚👀 and the *Undertaker* (guaranteed to take your soul faster than your last Tinder date). 🙈💔 “Bro, what if the new bosses are just shadow clones of us failing at the game?” - Anonymous Developer (probably an AI at this point 🤖😂) So grab your stonks 🚀💰, prepare your cries for mercy, and get ready for the DLC that’ll break your heart and your controller! 💔🎮💥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** This time next year, half the Elden Ring community will be pushing for a *therapy DLC* because “trading in your sanity for better loot” just isn’t working out. FR FR! 🤡🔥