🚨 ATTENTION TARNISHED: 🚨 The Elden Ring Nightreign DLC is here to whip your online gaming experience into another dimension of chaos! 💀🔥 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 GET READY for “The Forsaken Hollows” dropping like a surprise test when you forgot to study! 📚💩 So, FromSoftware decided that one heart-wrenching fantasy gig wasn’t enough and said, “Hold my ramen 🍜, we’re adding MORE classes and bosses!” As if dying dozens of times in the base game wasn’t enough, we gotta get our ass kicked by NEW faces too!? 🥴💔 🎮 “Why are we creating more ways for players to experience existential dread?” – one developer, probably. 😂 Meanwhile, the stonks 📈 on my sanity are diving faster than my character’s HP every time I cross a bridge in this game. Here’s a hot take: with this DLC, we could be seeing a boss that literally morphs into your greatest fears—like having to face a never-ending barrage of ads for that subscription service you forgot to cancel!! 😱🤖 Can’t wait for December 4th! Mark your calendars, folks, or you’ll be the one getting wrecked! 💥💸 #EldenRing #ForsakenHollows #StayTarnished #SendHelp