🚨🔥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! Elden Ring's **Nightreign DLC** is here to slap us into December! Prepare to get wrecked AGAIN! 💀💥 *Cue the stonks meme!* 💰🤡 🥳 🎮 Mark your calendars for the ultimate cringe-fest on December 4th! 🗓️ We’re getting our hands on the **Forsaken Hollows** DLC, and yes, it’s only $15 — because what’s better than paying more for your misery? 😂💸 But don’t freak out if you’re clutching that deluxe or collector’s edition; you get it FREE like a present from that weird uncle we all have. 🎁👴 So, what’s cooking in the **Nightreign Kitchen of Regret**? 🍽️ We get TWO new characters: the “Scholar” ⚡ (the only guy who asks for a syllabus in a fray) and the “Undertaker” 👻 (who finally agrees to carry your corpse after that last boss fight). Oh, and there's *The Dreglord* — sounds like my ex — but he’s packing heat too! 🔥 Word on the street from our "leaked" dev source: "We added the **Shifting Earth** condition because we thought it was time to mess with your sanity. Enjoy!" 😈💀 ***UNHINGED PREDICTION:*** The new area? Yeah, it’s just a giant dumpster fire that could very well be a metaphor for your life choices—*Welcome to The Great Hollow, where coping is the name of the game!* 🤖🚀 Now go and spread the word, memes will save us! 🥳💥