🚚💨 Einride’s going public, y’all! $1.8B for a self-driving truck?? 🚀💸 No cap, that’s lit! 😂💀 #RobotsTakeTheWheel
🚨🛻💸 🚨 BREAKING: Einride is just **DROPPING A BLANK CHECK** like it’s hot! 🔥 Get ready, fam, cause Stockholm’s trucking heroes are taking the road less traveled (🚫 methodical boring road, hello chaos) and revving up for a public debut in H1 2026. That’s right, they’re merging with a blank-check SPAC because traditional routes are sooo 2020. 🤡💀 So they think they’re gonna roll out with a $1.8 BILLION valuation, right? I mean, stonks! 📈 But let’s be real, that revenue projection of only $43M has me like Drake pointing 👈 to the “this is fine” meme dog in a burning car. 🔥 Like, you guys are literally getting ready to haul billion-dollar dreams but can’t even pull in a decent IKEA furniture budget?! 💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re just here for the vibes, but also the trucks... and self-driving robots... but mostly vibes.” 😅🤖 But honestly, if their trucks don’t start delivering KFC and Taco Bell at warp speed, I’m hitting that cringe button. 🚀 No cap, what if we all end up living inside one of these trucks? 🚚💨 My hot take? By 2027, we’ll be voting for truck drivers as elected officials. It’s coming, fr fr! 👀💥 #Einride2026 #TruckingIntoTheFuture
