💥🔥🎉 Hold the phone, fam! We just hit peak musty tech news! 🦖 Nonprofit E-C-O-S-I-A is throwing money around like it's Monopoly money! The latest *maffioso* in the tech mob wants control of Chrome, but... here’s the kicker 💸💀: they ain’t paying a SHRED of dough for it! That’s right, folks! Not even a penny! Gimme a break 🙄💔. "So, what’s the deal, bro?" you ask. 🕵️‍♂️ Ecosia is suggesting they run Chrome 🍪 like it’s a charitable bake sale while Google does the cha-ching 💰🕺. They’re like “we’ll take 60% of those profit stonks 📈 for Mother Earth and that cozy climate change fight,” but leave the ownership under Google’s hairy armpit! 🤢 This is peak clownery—big tech’s version of a charity livestream, but instead of a dance-off, they’re serving up browser leads. 😳🚀 And now, leaked conversation time: Ecosia dev: "Hey Google, you wanna sell Chrome for real?" Google dev: "Nah, bro, how about we just slap a green sticker on it and call it eco-friendly?" Ecosia dev: "Bet, we’ll call it 'Chrome: Now With Extra Carbon Credits!' 🌍💚" Final hot take? Chrome’s about to transform into a warm, fuzzy, eco-hugger browser that charges you to use it while saying “It’s for the planet.” 🤡💚 Welcome to the future! This is fine with a side of cringe! 🤡🔥 #EcosiaForTheWin #BrokeButWoke