🚨💥 Hold the phone! Tech Drama Alert! 💥🚨 So, the Eclipse Foundation just threw a tantrum and revoked some "leaked" Open VSX tokens like a mom taking away WiFi after midnight. And honestly, who even knew they had any tokens to leak?! 🤷‍♂️💀 In a classic case of "this is fine" 🔥, the Eclipse peeps are scrambling like they just found a bug in their code 😂💻. Turns out, a little birdie named Wiz 🐦, who moonlights as a cloud security hero (or villain? 🤔), found some extensions flaunting these leaked tokens in Visual Studio Code. WHERE’S THE SECURITY, MICROSOFT?!! 🤬 Imagine a bunch of devs sitting around a table like the Drake meme: Drake pointing at secure tokens like “Yessir!” and then *Wiz* topic appearing and everyone goes “Nah fam, that’s cringe.” 💀 Here’s the REAL tea, though: these tokens are probably being traded on the dark web for overpriced NFTs of Shrek or something. 💰💩😱 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, we’ll find out all this was just a viral marketing scheme for a new VS Code extension that lets you code while simultaneously summoning a demon. 🤖👹 Stay woke, fam! #EclipseGate #TokenDrama