🚨🛸💀 HOLD UP, FELLOW EARTHLINGS! 🎥👽🚨 Alien: Earth just dropped a literal MONSTER that makes Xenomorphs look like puppy dogs in a pet shop! 🐶💔 We're talking about brain-hijacking eyeball parasites, folks! Yep, they swapped chestbursters for eyeball monsters that’ll make you do a double take 👀🤡. 👽 Lean in, gamers! Remember when you thought the Xenomorph was the ultimate horror? LOL, that's so last decade! 🤣 No cap, these new eyeball parasites are basically the Sigma Males of the alien world. If the Xenomorphs are Drake, these eyeball fiends are the "Nope" meme—just running around being chaotic and creepy. 🕷️🌌 💰 Leaked Developer Quote: "We realized if we can’t scare people with visuals, we might as well hijack their brains—it's all about the revenue, baby!" HA! 🤣 Get ready for moviegoers seething in their seats while they COPE with the fact that they need 30 therapy sessions post-viewing! 🔥🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: One day, we'll all be infected by these eyeball parasites! Just imagine a world where you can't look at memes without a brain melt! This is fine… right? 🤷‍♂️👽💀 #AlienEarth #EyeballTakeover