🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: WE’RE ALL SPACE BABIES! 🌌👶 Listen up, fam! Apparently, scientists at the University of Bern just dropped a bombshell: Earth might owe its life-giving vibes to a *HUGE* cosmic smash-up! 💥💧 Like, you thought your family reunions were chaotic? This was a *MARS-SIZED* planet throwing shade (and water) at us billions of years ago. 🌍💦 Imagine that: a chaotic Tinder date with the cosmos led to oceans, plants, and Beyoncé! 🤯 But who’s gonna tell the Elon Musk wanna-be that Earth didn't just magically manifest because of some stonks moment? 💰💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we always knew Earth was a huge 'let’s get wild' moment. 🤷‍♂️ Now I need a new tattoo." – Chad, 18, aspiring astrophysicist. 🔥 So what does this mean for us? Nothing, unless you want to raise your hand next time someone asks, "Where does water come from?" 🤔 Get rekt, flat Earthers! They’re out here coping while we’re vibing at intergalactic parties. 🪐✨ In a totally unhinged prediction: in 50 years, we’ll be running a “Mars-Sized Planet Tribute” themed nightclub, complete with cosmic cocktails 🍹 and holographic performances by alien life forms. 🕺💃🔥 Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of “The Universe is Weird,” where we talk about how plants are basically aliens too. 🤖👽 #MindBlown #SpaceDrama