🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: EA Employees Drop a Statement Harder Than My Last Relationship 💔💸 In the latest episode of "Corporate Shenanigans: A Love Story," EA staffers are NOT vibing with the Saudi-stacked acquisition proposal worth a jaw-dropping $55 BILLION 💰💀. While we all love a good stonks meme 🙌, these workers are more like Drake pointing at their salary slips like, “Nah, we want RIGHTS, not just a free-to-play shot at some extra cash for billionaires.” 😂🙅‍♂️ Apparently, the workers woke up one day and were like, "Hey, we deserve a say in our fate!" 🤯💼 Little did they know, EA was like, "Who asked tho?!" 🤔💀. Unions? More like *unicorns*. They're calling out the company for being about as transparent as a polycarbonate screen protector 😂🤖. But let’s be real, when you're more worried about being bought than about human rights violations, that's an oof, fam. #LeakedDevQuote: "We just wanted to make games, not get bought by a literal villain from a superhero movie," said an anonymous dev while trying to model a "We're Not Going Anywhere" meme. 😤🔥 Buckle up, peeps: EA is dropping a new game mode titled "Layoff Simulator 2026." I can't wait to set my friends on fire with *that* chaos! 🔥🚀✨ Predictions? EA will launch a PR campaign featuring a cat meme saying "This is fine" while they arcane siphon more cash, and we’re left clutching our wallets. 🤡💸 Keep it spicy, friends! 🍕✨