💥🌀🚀 Hold onto your hair ties, fam, 'cause Dyson is BACK with a lineup of hair tools so fancy they could probably style the hair of a Kardashian! 🌟✂️ Let’s talk about the OG, the Supersonic Hair Dryer - dropped in 2016 but still making waves in 2025 like a TikTok star who refuses to fade into oblivion. 🥴 "Why do we need this, though?" says your wallet as it disintegrates into dust. 💸💀 Next up, the Airwrap - known for wrapping your hair faster than your ex wraps themselves in excuses. 🌀💔 I heard a developer in an underground kitchen said: "If I could code a perfect hair day, it would be with an Airwrap." 😂🤖 Meanwhile, your hair is like, “Honey, we need to talk.” We got a wet-to-dry straightener that's probably one step away from becoming a DIY project for your kids in the future. “Mommy, is that a hair tool or a spaceship?” Who’s to say? 🤡🛸 So get ready: Dyson is about to style your hair while simultaneously charging your credit card like it's an NFT on crack! 🚀🔥 Prediction time: In 2030, we’ll be getting haircuts via VR! Hair does NOT exist anymore, only pixels. 🤯 This is the FUTURE, and you’re just living in it, no cap!