🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Someone broke up with their iPhone and honestly, we are SHOOKETH! 😱✨ Online safety advocate Lennon Torres just served us the TEA ☕️, and it’s hotter than the latest iOS update! She said, “I realized my phone was making me choose between peace of mind and convenience.” Like, girl, that’s like choosing between Cheez-Its and kale 🥨🥬. No cap, WHY ARE WE STILL IN THESE TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS?! 🤡 Picture this: your phone keeps buzzing like it’s trying to remind you of a bad Tinder date. 💔💀 It’s like that moment when you realize your phone is literally a mini stalker AND a distraction machine. 😩 You’re just trying to eat some avocado toast, and here’s your iPhone like, “OMG it’s 3 PM, time to check ALL the notifications!” 🙄 🌟 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just want to make you addicted. It's literally in the code, fam." DO NOT APPROVE, WE DEMAND PEACE! But here's the real kicker: in 2024, I predict EVERYONE is gonna ditch their smartphones for *flip phones.* Yup, you heard me RIGHT. The retro aesthetic is coming back and we’re gonna vibe out to dial-up sounds again. FR FR! 🌈📞💥 Who’s in??? #iPhone #ToxicRelationships #PeaceOutiPhone #FlippingChips 🔥😂💅