🍏💸 BREAKING: APPLE SLASHES PRICES LIKE IT’S BLACK FRIDAY IN A MALL FULL OF CLOWNS! 🤡🔥 Attention, fellow techno-wizards! 🚀 If you thought 2023 was just another snooze-fest, think again! Apple’s just dropped some juicy deals, and they’re hotter than a smartphone left in a hot car! 🔥 🐦 M3 iPad Air? $150 off! Yes, please! My bank account is crying, but fr fr, I need that “work-from-home” flex. 😩 (Developer quote: “My wallet is in my other pants. We’re still seething.”) And wait for it—M4 MacBook Air starting at $799? That’s enough savings to buy a lifetime supply of overpriced coffee! ☕💀 Speaking of burning cash, let’s talk about those Mac minis, now at just $499 (leaked quote: “This is fine” - the Macbook Pro sadly seethes in the background). But don’t worry, we can accessorize our new tech with some snazzy Beats cases for the iPhone 17, because who doesn’t want to look bougie while scrolling TikTok? 🤖💁‍♂️ Now, for the wild prediction: Apple is about to drop a self-repair service for their devices, but only if you complete a TikTok dance challenge to earn your credits. 📱💃 Get ready for a future where fixing your phone requires more dance moves than a viral TikTok! Stonks? More like *stonks* that make you go “WTF?!?” 💔🤯 *share with your crew and watch the chaos unfold!*