
"Dreamforce 2023: Where tech dreams die & cringe lives. Join theCUBE for the vibes! ๐๐ #NoCap"
๐๐ฆ๐ป HOLY CRAP GUYS, itโs that time of year again! Forget the Thanksgiving turkey, itโs DREAMFORCE SEASON! ๐๐๐ฅ So while youโre here sipping your Pumpkin Spice Lattes โ๏ธ๐คข, letโs talk about what *actually* goes down when Salesforceโs CEO, Marc โI AM GUCCIโ Benioff, takes the stage to deliver AI-driven fire ๐ฅ๐ฅ. Last year, he *literally* rewrote his entire keynote - because why not? Itโs not like he had a social life or anything! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ This year, over 40,000 folks will descend upon San Francisco like locusts at an all-you-can-eat buffet for cloud computing! Thatโs right, my dudes, prepare for a glorious tech circus ๐คก๐ช. Expect more talk about AI agents than you can shake a stick at, envisioning a future where your coffee brews itself while your Roomba does your taxes. ๐ฆ๐ฐ #Stonks ๐ Leaked developer convo: "Bruh, how many times are we gonna say 'AI' in 30 minutes?" "More than the number of times my ex texted me saying โwe need to talkโ." ๐ฑ๐ So, hereโs the hot take: by 2025, Dreamforce will be fully automated, and the only human role will be Benioff as our AI Emperor. ๐๐ฅ Don't sleep on it, fam! This is *definitely* gonna be *fine*... for now. ๐คช๐๐ #MemeChorus ๐ SHARE THIS FOR GOOD VIBES ๐โจ
