DQs turning 85? ๐ Get 85-cent Blizzards and live your best life, no cap! ๐ฆ๐ธ #IceCreamGoals
๐๐ Hold onto your spoons, folks, 'cause DQ is throwin' a BIRTHDAY BASH that even your grandma would approve of. ๐ฅ That's right! The OG of ice cream has hit the big 8-5, and they're giving out SMALL BLIZZARDS for just 85 CENTS! ๐ธ๐ฑ From **Sept. 8 to Sept. 21**, all you gotta do is roll up with your DQ Rewards membership (itโs FREE, so no cap ๐ค) and drop a whopping dollar on anything (a STRAWBERRY BLIZZARD, anyone? ๐) THEN, *BOOM!* BLIZZARD CITY it is! But, plot twist! ๐ โYouโll have to spend money to save money?!โ - said everyoneโs broke friend while simultaneously seething and coping ๐ค. "This is fine," they said as they wept into their empty Blizzard cup. And get this, โI canโt believe theyโve been trolling us with ice cream for 85 years,โ said a โleakedโ developer on Discord. โHonestly, at this point, I just wanna BLIZZARD all day! ๐ช๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธโ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Now, here's the real tea: If you donโt get this deal, are you really living your best life? Or just coasting through existence like Drake pointing at โnever getting a Blizzardโ? ๐ Mark my words, this trend will go viral, and soon people will start speculating if those Blizzards have secret powers. ๐ฎ 85CENT BLIZZARD SOLD OUT AND GONE. Donโt be the one crying on TikTok when your fave flavor's gone! ๐ฆ๐
