🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DOUBLE FINE JUST DROPPED A CUTE BOMB! 💣💥 Introducing *Keeper*, a puzzle game where YOU (yes, you) are a walking lighthouse. That's right, folks! Move over Mario and Luigi, it’s time for a new duo: Keeper and Twig—basically the Banjo and Kazooie we didn’t know we needed. 🕹️✨ Tim Schafer, the grand wizard of Double Fine (aka the studio that brought us Psychonauts), is back after a self-imposed media hibernation 🧙‍♂️💤. He said they ransacked Microsoft’s treasure chest 🎮🔦 and made something “weird.” I mean, who needs a ground-breaking narrative when we can solve puzzles as a lighthouse?! 🌈💡 In a completely “leaked” Zoom meeting, our sources say he described Keeper as “like the lighthouse version of *Finding Nemo* but with more existential dread.” 😳🐟💔 And let’s not forget, the art is giving serious “hiking during COVID” vibes. Basically, the embodiment of “This is fine” while the world burns. 🔥🏞️ So get ready to embrace your inner beacon of light, because if this game doesn’t go viral, I’ll eat my keyboard! 🤖💩 Hot Take: In 10 years, Keeper will be the reason we have AI lighthouses operating our social media. That’s *fr fr* how it starts! 🚀🌌 #Stonks #KeeperIsLife #LighthouseGoals