🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: Dot - the "personal AI BFF" nobody asked for - is officially KAPUT! 💀✨ That's right, folks! In a shocking twist, New Computer has declared that Dot is joining the great app graveyard in the sky. So, what went wrong? 🤔 Well, let’s be real. Dot was trying to be your friend, but ended up more like that acquaintance who shows up to your party uninvited with a weird gluten-free salad. 🤡🍀 The year was 2024 when Dot launched, promising the world a virtual confidante, but could only compute cringey small talk 🤦‍♂️. "You have to feel for these devs," said a *totally-not-made-up* engineer, "We thought we were building a friend but ended up with a chatbot that just wanted to argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍕😵‍💫" Users now have until October 5 to rescue their data, because who doesn’t want to keep their sad, digital diary of unrequited memes? 📅💔 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: in a few years, your *actual* dog will probably end up being a better therapist than any AI companion. No cap. Get ready for the *pawsitive* mental health revolution, ya'll! 🚀🐶🔥 #FurryTherapist #StonksUp! 🐾📈