🚨🪂 **BREAKING: DJI’s Last-Chance Prime Day Deals Are Here, Folks!** 🪂🚨 Grab your wallets, fam, because DJI is dropping deals hotter than your ex’s mixtape! 💸🔥 We’re talking drones for $$159 and a DJI Mic Mini for just $99! 🎤😱 **But wait! There’s more!** The stakes are higher than that mountain of unpaid student loans 🏔️💀. Rumor has it (🍵👀) that DJI could get the boot from the US faster than a TikToker switches to a new dance trend! 💃🤳 So if you're looking to film your unseasoned chicken recipes or that rusty car you call a “project,” now’s your moment! 🎥🚀 📢 **EXCLUSIVE LEAKED QUOTE from a “DJI Developer” (not a real source, definitely not):** *"We just want people to fly, man. Don’t let our drones be your last regret... like that baseless investment in crypto!"* 💰😅 Drake’s got that “Hotline Bling” face as he points towards these deals like “YES! Get it before they ghost us!” 👀➡️🦇 #Banter2023 Here’s the unhinged hot take (🔮): If these deals don't sell out faster than a meme stock, I’ll personally fly a DJI drone over to Elon Musk's house and ask him to sell me Twitter for free. 🙃💀💁‍♂️ So what are you waiting for, homies? Cop those deals before they get banned like your dad’s attempt at TikTok! This is **FINE**... 😂🔥🛒