🚨👀 WARNING: YOUR WALLET IS ABOUT TO GO FLAT!!! Introducing Apple’s iPhone Air MagSafe Battery Pack, aka the "Give Us Your Money, Please!" pack! 💸💸💀 So, Apple just dropped the *thinnest iPhone EVER* – the iPhone Air. And y'all, they just couldn’t resist pulling the “hey, you need to buy this battery if you don’t wanna die of low battery anxiety” move! 🤡📉 Like, imagine flexing the sleekest phone only to be weighed down by a CHUNKY battery! *Drake pointing to his old-school flip phone* 😂💔 Rumor has it Apple’s developers got together, sipped their overpriced lattes, and said, "How can we milk more cash from our loyal sheep?" 🤣🐑 The answer? Brandish a battery pack at a cringe price of $99 (for a glorified paperweight) after you just forked over $999 for the phone! 💰💀 Here’s a sneak peek of what they REALLY said: “If we can't sell them on features, let’s sell them on FOMO!” MBA stonks on this one! 🚀📈 But what’s next, a protective case for your *$2000* iPhone that keeps it safe from the unholy power of gravity? 👻 CALLING IT NOW: Apple is on the verge of releasing a “Limited Edition Air-Purifier” that promises to charge your phone from the *aether* for just $1999. LET’S GO!!! 🤖💥 Share this chaos if you can’t believe we’re living in the future!