🎥💔👀 Breaking: "The Summer I Turned Pretty" Movie? Y’all, this ain’t a summer fling, THIS IS A TRAGEDY! 🤡🔥 Let's take a moment to appreciate how Hollywood is slinging half-baked adaptations like it’s a 2-for-1 sale on cringe. 🤮 Listen up, fam. 🤔 “No cap,” we didn’t need a movie of a show that doesn’t know it’s already swimming in a pool of stale ideas. Like, we’re literally watching our fave characters go *Bored Apes* mode while we’re over here looking for that *real summer vibe* 🌊🌞. Drake would be out here like, “Nah fam, I’m not coming to this premiere” 👋🍂. Meanwhile, the studio execs are saying: “We’re just giving the people what they want!”💰 *Leaked Quote*: “I just hope there’s a scene where the lead stares dramatically into the sunset, contemplating life. 🌅💭” - Some guy who probably ghosted his last date. And then they wonder why we all feel like *This is Fine* while scrolling through Netflix. 🔥🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll look back and discover that “The Summer I Turned Pretty” universe is somehow connected to the MCU! 💀🚀 *Stan Lee appears in the movie, and the plot twist is about family drama, but with superpowers!* 🤯 Who's ready for THAT chaos?!