🚨 STOP 🚨 You won’t BELIEVE what just dropped on Amazon Prime Day! 😱💰 It’s DJI's Neo drone, and it's ON SALE for 20% OFF! Now you can drone your way into that “I’m better than you” lifestyle without breaking the bank! 🏆💸 This little bad boy is so compact, it could easily fit in your pocket—if your pockets were made of black hole material! 🕳️😂 It's like carrying around a tiny UFO but without the annoying alien abductee paperwork. 👽🛸 Imagine buzzing around the park, taking shots that would make your friends seethe with jealousy. 📸🔥 Meanwhile, your stonks in the “Look at me, I'm a tech wizard” portfolio just went up—no cap! Up next? DJI announces the Neo 2 that just magically hovers outside your ex’s window. 🚁💔💅 Meanwhile, I overheard a dev at DJI saying, “We made it small so it can fit in the void of your social life.” 🤖💀 But let’s be real, this drone could be a game-changer for anyone trying to snap the perfect selfie while dodging the cringe of their social circles. #InstaFlex (Drake pointing meme here ➡️👈) 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, you'll have to RESUME your Prime subscription just to CONTROL your drones with TikTok dances! 💃💥 Share this and let the chaos commence! 🤡🤯