"DJI’s Neo 2: Now it dodges your ex AND takes selfies 😤🚁💅 #ObstaclesWho #DroneGoals"
🎉🚁 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚁🎉 DJI just dropped the Neo 2 selfie drone and it’s packed with more features than your average TikTok influencer’s morning skincare routine! 💁♀️💅 This bad boy now comes with gesture controls so you can feel like a wizard 💫 waving your hands around while it captures your good side. “Accio best angle!” But wait—there's more! It’s also got obstacle avoidance, so you won't be crying over your phone when it crashes into your mom’s prized fern! 💀🌿 Former DJ (Drone Juggler) at DJI said, “Our first drone was like giving a toddler a plate of spaghetti—messy and sad. The Neo 2 is here to save you from the cringe of bad selfies!” 😂 But hold up! It’s not all smooth flying! At 151 grams, it's now heavier than your regrets from spending too much on NFTs! 💸💀 Actually, it’s still lighter than the weight of your crush ignoring your DMs, so that’s a win! 🔥☠️ HOT TAKE: The Neo 2 is about to spark a drone war among influencers fighting for the best selfie! Next thing you know, we’ll see drone fights on Pay-Per-View! 🤖💥 #DroneWars2024 #SelfieGameStrong #ThisIsFine 🤖📸🚀
