🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR BUDGETS, FOLKS! 🎤💸 DJI just dropped the Mic 3, and it's smaller than your ex’s ability to commit—just 16 grams of pure audio wizardry! 🤡✨ You’re gonna be able to record FOUR subjects at once! No cap, that’s like getting four times the chaos for the price of a single mic! What’s next? Mic 4 has a built-in therapist? 🤔 👀 Gone are the days when you struggled with bulky mics; now you can stealthily capture the drama of your friends fighting over the last slice of pizza without them even knowing! 🍕🔍 “Wait, is that a mic or did you just shrink your dreams again?” - Imagine what the devs at DJI are saying in the break room. “I mean, the Mic 2 was nice, but it was basically a weightlifting dumbbell for podcasters.” 💪💀 But hold up—we've got five color options for the windscreens? 😳 That’s right! Cozy up your mic to your outfit like you're dressing up for a TikTok collab. You know what they say, “Drake approves of this fit!” Drake pointing meme 🤤👌 In related news, I heard a developer leaked that next year's model will also have a feature to detect when you’re in the vicinity of your ex’s new BF (or anything else cringe). Is this the future we wanted? 🔮💥 💯 Hot take: In less than a year, we'll all be convinced that our mics are sentient and plotting world domination. Every podcast episode will end in, “This is fine.” 🔥💀 #MicOfTheBeast 🔊🛠️