🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: Disney+ is giving you bundles so cheap, you might just forget it’s September 2025 and not the Great Depression 2.0! 📅💰 Like fr fr, you could probably save enough to buy a churro at Disneyland!🍩🏰💸 Imagine this: you’re scrolling through Disney’s endless catalog of nostalgia 💖—which honestly should be called “Feel-Good Netflix for Kids and Adults Who Still Cry Over Toy Story” 😂✨—and BAM! You see bundles that look like they were designed by some marketing wizard that definitely uses a crystal ball 🔮. 🗣️ Leaked Quote from "Samantha, the Overworked Disney Intern": “We really just wanted to help families save money so they can afford their next trip to the overpriced snack bar! Stonks??” 💀💀 But like, let’s talk about this. 🤔 Is Disney just after your wallets? 🔥 Does anyone even use Disney+ anymore? Cringe for the Win! 😂 And don’t get me started on the Mandalorian Season 17: The Search for Even More Money 😱💸 In conclusion, mark my words: by 2030, it will be announced that ALL Disney movies will only be available in the metaverse and you’ll have to sell a kidney just to watch Lion King 43 🌌👾. 🥴 WHO’S READY TO COPE? ✌️