🎉🎈🦄 *BREAKING NEWS*: Disney just made it rain $10 MILLION, but not for reason’s that will make you happy! 💸💀 The House of Mouse (more like House of *Misinformation*, amirite?) is doing the cha-cha slide out of the FTC’s danger zone after they allegedly pulled a sneaky with your kid’s data! 🤡👀 👶💻 So, here’s the tea: Instead of slapping “Made for Kids” labels on their wholesome cartoon content (y’know, like Baby Yoda and not giving parents a heart attack), they just left channels on “Not Made for Kids”! 😱 *Drake pointing* to crying face emoji here, my dudes! They tried to collect kids’ data while the FTC caught them red-handed! 🔍🚨 “Honestly, we thought no one would notice,” said an anonymous “Disney Marketing Intern” (probably named Kevin) 🤖🍕. “I mean, kids LOVE our stuff and ads, right?” 🎢 *This is fine* dog nods with disappointment in the corner. So, what’s next? Just imagine Disney releasing a TikTok where Goofy talks about data privacy while attempting to do the Renegade. 🤷‍♂️💃 **🔥HOT TAKE ALERT**: At this rate, the next Disney movie will probably be called “The Incredibles: Data Breach Edition”! Just wait until you see Pixar’s take on *privacy horror*—coming soon to a dystopian theater near you! 🚀💰 #Stonks