🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Disney's Wallet-Melting Price Hike Incoming! 💰👀 Listen up fam, if you thought your bank account was safe from the ruthless grip of Disney, guess again! 🏰💔 On October 21st, our fave mouse is about to unleash a price hike that’s more shocking than finding out Pluto isn’t a planet anymore! 🪐💀 That’s right, prepare to fork over extra cash for Disney Plus, Hulu, and ESPN. Why? Because apparently, they think we're all living in the stonks 💸 meme with unlimited cash! Last year’s price hike was like a bad sequel no one wanted (looking at you, Mulan live-action). 🎬🤡 “The ESPN platform is SO exclusive now, even I can’t afford it!” - A developer who obviously doesn't watch ESPN. 😂🥴 But hey, maybe it'll come with a secret, exclusive episode of *This is Fine* where we all watch our budgets burn in real-time! 🔥 So, get ready to embrace the chaos—it's either subscribe to this streaming buffet or go back to watching DVDs with your grandma. Frankly, I'd rather live in a galaxy far, far away. 🌌 Hot take: By 2025, we might all end up in a streaming cult where we trade memes for subscriptions. Welcome to Disney Plus Plus—where you use TikTok spins to pay! 🌀💀✨ Who's down? 🤡🚀 #StreamingIsCursed #DisneyIsStealingMyCoins