🚨🎉 Hold onto your mouse ears, fam! Did you hear the news? Disney+ and Hulu just got hit harder than a Disney channel star in a C-list movie! 💀📉 During the amazing “Where's Jimmy Kimmel?” challenge, subscriptions took a nosedive faster than my GPA after finals week. 📚💔 According to *some highly credible dude* at Antenna (he definitely didn’t just walk out of Starbucks with a caramel macchiato), cancellations reportedly DOUBLED during Kimmel's suspension. And we all know that when the meme king is gone, so are the viewers – like Houdini in a magic show gone wrong. 🪄 *“Jimmy’s like my emotional support host – without him, I’m just binge-watching The Mandalorian and crying!"* said some random Twitter user. This is SUSS, people! 😱🔥 I mean, what's next? Are we gonna cancel Hulu just because I can’t find my 90s sitcom reruns? The real question is - what are we gonna do when Disney+ comes out with a *reality show about Kimmel’s abs*? 🤔📺 So, mark my words: if this trend continues, we might witness a *streaming apocalypse* where only cat videos remain. STONKS are down, my friends. 📉💸 Get ready to see Kimmel back in action like the galaxy brain he is, and I mean, it’s fine! 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #KimmelGoneWild *💀👑 🦄*