🎢💀 Welcome to the UNIVERSE of Disney Shenanigans where excitement levels are about to go WILDER than a group of toddlers on pixie dust! Get your mouse ears on because here’s the TEA ☕️—Disney is doing what they do best: shoving more rides down our throats like a balloon animal at a kid's birthday party! 🎈🤡 In 2025, we’re getting new rides, new lands, and probably a new existential crisis over our bank accounts 😂💸. First, strap in for a TRON ride overlay that’s gonna paint things red like that moment you realized your weekly grocery bill exceeds your rent! 🚀💰 They’re literally swapping out blue and orange for red and orange like we don’t know it’s a gator-infused nostalgia cash grab. 🧝‍♂️ "Honestly, I think they just throw a dart at a color wheel and hope for the best." - some imaginary disgruntled Imagineer 🤖 But don’t sleep on it, fam! They’re dropping these immersive experiences faster than you can say "This is fine" during a 3-hour wait for Space Mountain. 🚀🔥 And here’s the HOT TAKE straight from the galaxy brain 🧠✨: In 2025, expect to see a ride that actually tells you to go home because they simply can’t figure out how to fix the staffing issue without raising prices again. It’ll be called “The Adjacent Experience” and it’ll feature you watching videos of other people having fun while you seethe in line. 🔥 So, Disney stans, prepare for dips in your wallets, massive lines, and more magic than your bank account can handle! 💰🔥💀 #WeLiveInAHellscape #DisneyIsTakingOver 🏰✨