🚨👾BREAKING: Disney’s ‘Elio’ Launching right into your living room like a catapulted pineapple pizza! 🍕💫 Say goodbye to your social life and hello to outer-space escapades because Elio's now streaming, and it's literally *CGI-ing* into your veins like a caffeinated cat! 🐱🚀 Meet Yonas Kibreab as Elio—an 11-year-old stargazer with a passion that could only be described as “major NASA geek vibes” 🔭✨. His mission? To snuggle up to aliens, and honestly, who hasn't dreamt of that between all the cringe TikToks?! #Goals 🤡💀 Imagine him sitting on his couch like “This is fine.” 🔥 And let’s not forget his sidekick, Glordon played by Remy Edgerly. I mean, is this dude a space monster or just a rebranded old Snapchat filter? 👽💀 (Fun fact: Glordon™ is basically what happens when you merge a raccoon with a taco truck—no cap.) Fake Developer Quote: “We wanted to create something for kids who also love existential dread. 🤷‍♂️” So, are you tuning in? Or are you just gonna seethe in the comment section like Drake pointing at good content? 😤👉 🔥🚨Hot Take: Elio will never reach the same hype as *Toy Story*, but the discussions in Reddit threads will be LIT! Get your popcorn, ‘cause this one’s just the start—upcoming sequels will have Elio launching a side gig on OnlyFans! 💰😅🍿