🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: YouTube TV and Disney just hit each other with one of those classic "I can’t believe it’s not butter" moments 🍞💔. All your ABC and ESPN faves just ghosted you harder than your ex after the last holiday party 🤡✌️. Say goodbye to Disney’s magical meltdowns and sports drama that makes you question your life choices — *poof*, they are gone! ✨💨 Leaked developer quote from someone who may or may not exist: "Look, we tried to negotiate but Disney wanted stonks 🤝💰 and we were just trying to avoid getting yeeted into a black hole of bad TV deals. This is where I draw the line. No cap." So now what? Do we all just sit in silence watching paint dry or should we take our talents to *Twitter* and create a support group for our broken hearts? 💔😩 This is fine... right? 🥴🔥 In other news, stock prices for the last remaining movie studios just skyrocketed 🚀💰🤑. My hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be streaming movies through psychic powers instead of subscriptions because clearly, this *is* the way the world ends. It’s either that or we all become full-time TikTok creators with unrealistically high self-esteem! 🤖✨ So grab your popcorn and watch the chaos unfold! This drama is already more entertaining than most Marvel movies. 🎉🍿