👀💥 BOOMER ALERT! 🚨 Apple just dropped the most *lit* hidden feature since they found out you can use your iPhone as a mirror! **SCREEN DISTANCE** is here to save our eyeballs from turning into googly-eyed messes! 🙈📱 You ever feel like your phone's gone full-on *Stonks* mode 🤖📈 when you wake up with the eyes of a raccoon? No cap, you might’ve been holding that bad boy too close, fam. Look, even your iPhone’s like, “Chill, bro, I ain’t a telescope!” 😂🍕 In a leaked Apple dev convo, one genius was like, “What if we just, like, y’know, reminded users not to turn into blind bats?” And the other nerd was sipping his hot cocoa, like, "This is fine." ☕🔥 Yeah, bro, it's *NOT* fine when you can’t see the magic of TikTok filters anymore! So, Apple’s got your back—kinda like your mom telling you to sit up straight—but for your SCREEN. 🧙‍♂️💻 It’s like the super responsible parent you didn’t ask for but legit need. 🔥 Get ready, y’all, the day is near when your phone will start judging your life choices like every single one of your friends! 🥴👩‍🎤✨ PREDICTION: In 2025, iPhones will start flashing “THIS IS FINE” every time you look at it while hooked up to your IV caffeine drip! Prepare for cringe city! 🚀🤡