🌌💔 Oh no fam, grab your tissues because Discord just dropped a bombshell that’s freaking us all out! 🚨😱 Turns out, their third-party customer service peeps got hacked and all your shiny IDs are in the wild! Yup, your precious government IDs were sippin’ piña coladas in the wrong hands since September 20 – *cue the dramatic music* 🎶🥥💸 **But wait, there's more!** 🥳 Discord straight-up said they weren't hacked! Like, if this was a multi-level marketing scheme, they’d be like “we didn’t sell you that avocado, it was the guy in the next Zoom call.” 🥑🔪 *SHOULD HAVE ONLY TRUSTED THE DISCORD BOT* 🦾💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "At least they didn’t get your Discord DMs, right? Just your government secrets, lol! 😂💔” Meanwhile, the hackers are out here playing pinball with your driver’s license. 🎰🎉 **To all those who think this is fine:** 🐶🔥 Y’all need to upgrade your life to GALAXY BRAIN level and NOT trust third-party services with your deets. Next thing you know, your passport’s going to appear in a dark web auction with a starting bid of 1 Bitcoin! 💰🚀 **Unhinged prediction:** In 2024, Discord will release a feature called "Trust No One" where you can just scream into the void instead of contacting support. 🗣️💅 Because why not? 🤷‍♂️ Keep your IDs close and your secrets closer, fam! #ThisIsFine #Stonks #ChaosEnsues