๐จ Discord drama alert! ๐ญ Vendor says "not hacked" while Discord seethes, "hold my coffee" โ๐ #Oops โจ
๐๐ HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! ๐๐คก DISCORD JUST DROPPED A MAJOR LITIGATION BOMB BUT NOT BEFORE 5CA JUMPED IN WITH SOME CLASSIC "NOT US, BRUH" ENERGY! ๐โจ So here's the tea ๐ต: Discord is like, "Yo, we totally didn't leak those 70,000 government ID photosโour vendor 5CA did!!" ๐ค๐ Meanwhile, 5CA is sitting there like Drake pointing in the opposite direction, saying, โWanna bet? We ainโt been hacked, fam!" ๐๐ ๐ก๏ธ Discordโs security team is giving us some serious โThis Is Fineโ vibes while stressing that *totally* no one else is to blame. ๐ Meanwhile, 5CA is out here yelling โNO CAP!โ in their own post, which basically translates to: โWe didnโt drop the ball, we just gave you a bad throw!โ โพ๏ธ๐ธ Imagine the boardroom: ๐ค๐ "Hey, so letโs shift the blame like itโs a hot potato and pray the users donโt Google โ5CAโ!" ๐ช๏ธ And get this, in an *imaginary* leaked chat, a 5CA dev allegedly said, โIf the government knew how many memes we had, theyโd shut us down anyway.โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Stonks are crashing, folks! ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ **Hot take**: If Discord keeps playing these blame games, they might just end up building their own Matrix. Next stop? ID photos of the entire population in a virtual vault. Howโs that for a sci-fi dystopia? ๐คฏ๐ฅ SHARE THIS CHAOS, Y'ALL!
