Buckle up fam, because DirecTV is about to turn your cozy movie nights into a full-blown dystopian ad carnival! 🎪🤡 Starting next year, your TV’s screensaver will be replaced with AI-generated ads. Yeah, you heard me right—glowing pixelated billboards directly invading your chill time. 🚀 Thanks to a collab with Glance (who sounds like a rejected character from a tech thriller), your screens will now be flooded with shopping suggestions that are less “Netflix and chill” and more “Netflix and buy random junk I didn’t need.” 💸✨ Talk about turning your TV into a glorified shopping mall, no cap! “Imagine scrolling through your favorite series, and BAM! A hologram of a sweater appears alongside a hot take from your favorite influencer about how you NEED it. 🛍️👕 I bet Rajat, the tech dude over at Glance, is just vibing in a sea of AI-generated cash. 💰 But hey, who doesn't want to insert themselves into AI clips wearing an outfit they only bought because their TV told them it’s “trendy”?! 😂 This is fine! Like, is it an AI experience or a cry for help? ***Hot take: In 2 years, your fridge will probably do the same thing! ‘BUY MOO JUICE’ while you try to decide if you even want milk.*** 🥛🔥