🚨🆕 BIG NEWS ALERT, FAM! The Browser Company just dropped Dia like it’s hot! 🔥 Say goodbye to the days of waiting for that invite like you’re trying to get into the coolest club in town. 🎟️💀 For all you Mac users out there still scrolling through Safari like it’s 2012, you can now get your hands on this AI-powered browser, which is basically like Arc's cooler cousin who knows how to party. 🎉 But wait, does it have a vibe check? 🤔 So here’s the tea ☕️: Dia claims to be smarter than your average browser. The devs are like, “We put the ‘AI’ in browser! Now you can procrastinate with style!” 💻✨ Meanwhile, actual hard workers are looking like this: *Drake pointing left at productivity, pointing right at Dia* 😩👈👉 And let’s be real, if you thought your browser needed AI, you probably also think your toaster should have blockchain. 🥴💰 *Leaked quote from an anonymous “dev”*: “AI in a browser? We just told it to fetch the memes. That’s how we define ‘innovation’ in 2023.” 🤖 🥸 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, every browser will have its own personality, and we’ll be having emotional breakdowns over Firefox’s mid-life crisis. This is fine. 💥 #Stonks #Seething #Based