🚨🤖💰BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Dexory's about to turn your snooze-fest warehouse into THE Matrix! 📦🔌 So, listen up fam: This rags-to-riches robotics saga just snagged a whopping $165 MILLION 💸 because who needs humans when you can have A.I. robots lurking in your warehouse like they're on some high-stakes scavenger hunt? 🤡💀 Like, do we really need more robots? They’re like, “We take your jobs but make it efficient!” 🔍🔝 And guess what? The money comes from a spicy $100 MILLION Series C round! Bro, the only C I care about is the one in my GPA! 😂💔 No cap, I’m out here wondering how much we could've saved on pizza parties if we had that kind of dough. 🍕👀 **Leaked quote from an "inside source":** “We’re basically just building a team of robots that can lift stuff better than Karen from HR...” YIKES! But here's the tea🍵: What’s next? Warehouse robots playing Monopoly on their lunch breaks? Or 10-foot AIs debating the ethics of ultra-processed snacks? 🤯🚀 Prediction time: In 5 years, these bad boys will have taken over, and they'll *actually* be running your local Starbucks. Yeah, order your pumpkin spice from a R2-D2 lookalike! 😱🔥 #RobotsInCharge #Stonks Share this if you're ready to let a robot mess with your coffee order! 🤖☕🔄