🌪️💰💔 *BREAKING: The Department of Energy just did a clean energy dumpster dive and let out a sigh of pure cringe!* 🔥🚀 That’s right folks! They just pulled the plug on $7.5 BILLION 💸💸 of clean energy goodness in Harris-voting states! Like, did someone say "cancel culture" but for renewable energy? 🤡💀 The level of “this is fine” meme vibes here is OFF THE CHARTS! 😳🔥 Imagine this convo going down at the DOE HQ: **Developer:** "So we were planning to save the planet?" **Boss:** "Nah fam, let's just cancel that and invest in more coal—like it’s 1999!" 🤦‍♂️💀 Stonks? More like *wonks*. 📉💩 At this point, I’d rather invest in Beanie Babies than this level of backtracking. 💩👉💰 *Drake’s been spotted pointing at clean energy! But DOE’s like, “Nah, we’re good.”* ✋🚫 And get this, we're *definitely* gonna see renewed debates about climate change... right? 🤔🌀 But in two years, they'll be hosting a “We should’ve gone green” reunion tour! 💥🌍🤖 **Hot take:** In 2025, we'll all be praying for clean energy, while the biggest trend in tech will be "How to survive on fossil fuels" tutorials! 👀🔮 Stay tuned, fam!