✨🔥📞💸 **"Prison Phone Prices: Not Just a Horror Movie Plot!"** 💸📞🔥✨ Hold your horses, fam! The Senate Dems are OUT HERE 🔥💪 ready to throw some serious shade at the FCC for letting prison phone call prices go full **Cha-Ching** money heist 🚨💰💀. Like, is this a *prison break* or a *money break*, though? 🤡 👀 Senator Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) & her crew of political Avengers 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ (yes Chuck Schumer, we see you) just dropped a letter saying that FCC Chair Brendan Carr is trying to pull a “let's keep the rich prisons richer” move with his new rules. Seriously, how does anyone *not* see this as a BIG COPIUM moment? 🤡💀 And 🤭 as the FCC **delayed** the Martha Wright-Reed law (talk about a plot twist), we’re all left like “This is fine” 🔥😅. *Leaked quote from some random FCC intern says*, "I thought we'd be regulating phone calls, not making it rain like we're at a stripper convention!" 💁‍♂️ My hot take (100% certifiable chaos): 🚀💥 In 2024, *Life In Prison Simulator 3* will feature a DLC where you can send voice memos from jail to keep up with your crypto investments. Get ready for that stonks rise, my dudes! 📈💰 #FreeTheCalls