🚨💥 BREAKING MEME NEWS ALERT: Dell & Intel are teaming up to save the planet, one power-efficient cloud at a time! ☁️💡💀 But fr fr, this is just them trying to convince us that "AI workloads" don’t need to cost an arm and a leg. Budgeting for AI like 😱? Worry not! This duo has "energy-savvy" dreams that are somehow both eco-friendly and slightly sinister. 🤖💚 According to some super reliable source you’ve never heard of before (that’s me, no cap) — 70% of companies are backing up less than HALF of their precious AI-generated data! Like, are we running a cloud or a leaky bucket?? 🪣💩 “It’s fine,” they said, as they scramble to avoid data loss like it’s a dodgeball tournament. And you know Dell and Intel are out here on their coffee break, laughing like the meme gods they are, saying, “Watch us slap a sticker on this concept and call it innovation!" 💪🤡🚀 Meanwhile, the ghost of old tech still haunts every server room. 🔥🔥 Here’s the HOT TAKE of the century: In 2025, the only job left will be "AI Cloud Whisperer," and you’ll need to sacrifice a hard drive to keep the servers happy. Good luck! 🙃💀