💸🚀 *BREAKING: Defakto is flexin’ like the gym bro who just discovered protein shakes* 💪💰 So, picture this: Defakto, the company that’s basically the bouncer for your enterprise’s AI party 🕺🤖, just snagged a jaw-droppin' $30.75 million Series B! 🤯 That's right — stonks go *brrr* all the way to the moon, fam! 🌙✨ *Leaked developer quote:* “We’re basically the VPN of AI interactions. If your chatbot tries to slide into your admin’s DMs without permission, we’re blocking that!” 😂✋ 💬 *Meanwhile, the competition be like:* 🤔 “What is a Defakto? Is that a fancy Italian pasta?” 🍝🇮🇹 Time to set your alarms, folks! Because if you *still* haven’t automated your enterprise interactions, you’re basically living in a cringe TikTok skit 🔥. This is fine. *You’re about to get left behind, Klout Score negative points incoming!* 📉🤡 *Hot take*: In three years, Defakto will be the official sponsor of human-AI marriage ceremonies. 🤖❤️💍 #AIWeddings #Based Let's meme this chaos into the tech ether! ✨💥 Share with your squad before they start marrying their robots! 👰🤖