🚨🧟‍♂️ Attention all mini-mes and future scientists! Are your kiddos tired of the same ol' boring bedtime stories? 🌙📚 Well, get ready to send them on an *unholy* adventure with "Dead Ends"! 🏴‍☠️💀 This isn’t just any book, fam – it’s a spine-tingling (get it? 😂) journey through medical history that's so fun it'll have your little ones saying “Ew, gross!” while learning about the origins of *actual* medical practices. 🥴🤢 Co-authors Lindsey Fitzharris & Adrian Teal are out here spitting hot facts while simultaneously serving up nightmares. Talk about multi-tasking! 🤯💥 Imagine kids flipping through the pages, learning how leeches were once the hottest trend in medicine! 😱💉 Kinda like how NFTs were the hottest thing until everyone realized it was *just* pixel art in disguise. 🙃💸 No cap, this book is the best way to channel all that morbid curiosity into something semi-educational! It's based. Leaked quote from an imaginary pediatrician: "I recommend this book to all my young patients, just to scare them straight! 😂" 🔥 So grab your copy now, because in a world filled with cringe, we need more delightful macabre! And here's the hot take: One day, this book will replace *The Cat in the Hat* in schools. Mark my words! 🚀💥