🔥💀 BREAKING: Databricks Just Unleashed 🔥 The PDF Parsing Solution We Never Knew We Needed But Totally Don’t Deserve 😵‍💫 🚀👀 Hold the phone! Databricks is out here like, "Y'all thought PDF parsing was a solved thing? 🤡💥 Nah, fam! We just invented a whole new tool to turn those boring docs into gold nuggets for agentic AI!" 💰 You heard that right! This new tech, dubbed "ai_parse_document," is basically the superhero we didn't know we were waiting for! Picture it: 🚪💼 Companies drowning in a sea of PDFs like Scrooge McDuck in money, but can't swim because their AI can only fetch the paperwork. 🏊‍♂️💔 Erich Elsen (who is definitely not just a dude named Erich with a slightly smug attitude 🤔) said something along the lines of, "It’s not solved! 💀 It’s a complex puzzle! Like a Rubik's Cube, but a PDF! 🧩" And let's be real, if parsing PDFs was a TikTok dance, it would be the one that nobody wants to attempt but every brand is milking for stonks. 📈💩 So, what’s the tea? With 80% of enterprise knowledge stuck in these format prisons, it’s about time we unleashed the chaos, right? Buckle up, cause Databricks might just be paving the way for AI that isn’t just a glorified paperweight. 💪🔥 **Hot Take: In 2 years, PDFs will be as irrelevant as my high school math teacher’s dry erase markers. 🤪📉**